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Greyhound Paddy

Welcome to
Paddy's World.

I'm Paddy.

Retired greyhound.

Professional napper.

Beach patrol supervisor.

Human performance reviewer.

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Retirement: Remastered

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SAY HELLO

Meet Paddy

Reporting daily from Scotland's west coast

Professional napper

Wildlife monitor

Human performance reviewer

Beach patrol supervisor

Cheese enthusiast

The tide came in without asking me first

Beach was inspected at 7.14am. Conditions: damp. Wind: rude. One crow observed behaving suspiciously near the dunes. Full findings below.

"Two seals. One heron. No cheese. A mixed morning."
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Tested by me. Mostly while lying down.

Beds, coats, collars and snacks that survived a greyhound. If it has my name on it, I've slept on it, chewed it or worn it in the rain.

Beds long enough for a full roach

Coats that survive a Scottish February

Snacks worth waking up for

Put me on your lock screen. I don't mind.

Join the mailing list and I'll send you the free wallpaper pack, plus new guides and the occasional field report from the beach.

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Occasional emails. Unsubscribe anytime. No nonsense.

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PADDY'S NEIGHBOURS

Meet Cromarty Crow

He shouts at me. Usually from a fence post. He is, unfortunately, my friend

Cromarty Crow

HareyMary

Hareold

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WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE

Everything a retired greyhound needs you to know

Practical, breed-specific help for anyone living with, or thinking about adopting retired greyhound.

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Greyhound guides

The first 30 days and everything after sleep, stairs, coats, thin skin, recall and the famous zoomies.

Browse the guides
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Paddy Approved

Things I have personally tested. Beds, coats, collars and snacks that stood up to a greyhound.

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Paddy's Shop

Prints, printables and small comforts. Children's books and merchandise are in development.

Visit Paddy's Shop

19 hrs

SLEPT DAILY

5

SOCIAL CHANNELS

19 hrs

GUIDES & POSTS

19 hrs

VERY GOOD BOY

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WHAT YOU'LL FIND HERE

Tested by a greyhound, mostly while asleep

An honest shortlist of what actually works. Some links earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.

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Everyday training treats

Small, soft, gone in seconds.

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Long-lasting chews

For the ten minutes a day I'm awake.

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Calming bed for big hounds

Long enough for a full roach.

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Waterproof winter coat

Essential. Scotland is damp.

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